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computadorally

Being both intrinsically funny and bad at spoon contests. Also inclined to thwart that ass as necessary.
That girl was totally computadorally inclined so she thwarted my ass all night long. I then proceeded to whoop her ass in a spoon contest.
by Bob Barker III February 13, 2008
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commuterus

as in "community uterus": a chick that will fuck anything.
Wow, jenny pincus is a filthy commuterus because she has fucked everyone from my mom to the sick uberguido carmine gotti! Sick!
by bball69 April 3, 2005
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commulord

A term for an absolute AIDS RIDDEN car that has one sole purpose; to commute with as little hassle as possible, and to not actually give a shit about. it must be mechanically PEFECT and handle all the abuse given, but also totally undesirable and if possible hold no actual value. Only then can it have commulord status.
My fiat bravo 2.0, aka 'the big one'. it simply refuses to die, and is currently contending for commulord supremacy.
by Rogtheriddler March 21, 2008
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Commuter Whore

This person can range from your dearest family member or most random friend who calls from their mobile during their commute to share the events of their day, hoping that you will validate their existence until they pull up into their driveway. Then click. You either are one, or have been subjected to one. abbrev version: Com Ho
(mobile rings). It's 5:15, I'm at my most busiest point in the day...it has to be Commuter Whore stuck on I-whatever-5 again. so not picking up.
by JGifromtheblock March 12, 2010
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commutercise

The act of using exercise as a method of transportation. ie. running to school or biking to work.
person 1: How are you getting to work?

person 2: I am going to commutercise to get a workout, to save money on gas and help the environment.
by hamovic March 10, 2010
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computard

One who is unable to use a computer, or more commonly one who is rubbish at the internet. Portmanteau of computer and retard.
quoteSPOILER ALERT: color;whiteat the end, he turns out to be his father/coler/quote

You computard.
by SelfControl November 13, 2004
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computarian

Computarian: A new generation Librarian, who is trained in computarian science and engaged in computarian service.
Cora went to college for a billion years to learn to be a librarian....but when she graduated she soon found out that books were now non existent. Everything has now been computerized.

Computarians are just the babysitters in the old library for the computer nerds..........
by kindred_sage June 22, 2009
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