Corn Communion

When the only reason you go to church is so you can figure out a way to take a corny shit in the Pastor's mouth after his sermon.

"Mom, can we have corn for dinner tonight, I have corn communion tomorrow at church?"

by tbizzy2 August 22, 2019

Your family reunion is a gay communion

The worst insult you can ever use. If you use this you can kill the person in a matter of half a second. Not only can it kill the person but can kill his/her family in a few seconds after it killed the person on which it was used on. DO NEVER USE THIS INSULT.

carl- your mom gay
Nick-no u
carl-ur dad lesbian

NIck-no u
carl- ur granny tranny
NIck- no u
Carl- ur grandpap a trap
Nick-no u
Carl-your family reunion is a gay communion
NIck-*Fucking obliterated, the family dies*
Credit: My friend Anthony made it

by Bad insults May 21, 2018

Your family reunion a homosexual communion

Finale comeback for your mom gay

Grant: ur mom gay lol
Connor: ur dad lesbian
Grant: ur granny tranny lmao
Connor: ur granpap trap
Grant: ur whole family tree lgbt
Connor: (using 100% brain power) your family reunion a homosexual communion

*North korea nukes america and start world war 3 which leads to a communist america and no more memes*

by ChroMe Ghostz May 31, 2018

ur family reunion a homosexual communion

An insult only to be used when your opponent gives you no other option.

Person 1:"Haha, your family tree LGBT! "

Person 2: "Don't make me say it..."

Person 1: "You wouldn't fuckin dare..."

Person 2: "Your family reunion a homosexual communion"

*Space and time warps until it envelopes the very existence of person 1*

by Bkmtex April 12, 2018

communion ditcher

Someone who leaves church right after communion is given and cannot wait that extra 10 minutes remaining of mass.

Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.

by Poopsoda16 June 2, 2011

Communionship

noun. The sharing or exchanging of intimate thoughts and feelings, especially on a mental or spiritual level.

"I really like the communionship I have with the people at Beza."

by Eyuwu January 4, 2022

holy communion

This is a term heard in churches 'round the world, but has anyone thought of its possible meanings? After a very deep conversation with several friends i have come to believe it has more to do with giving a priest/pastor/holy man oral pleasure.

Please kneel down and partake in the holy communion.

by Princess Yolanda Katinka III July 30, 2008