Hot commodity

Hot commodity: someone who is hot at the moment and everyone wants to get with

Sarah is such a hot commodity right now, all the boys want her

by YEETUSSKEETUS95 August 31, 2018

commode story

A made up story that you tell somebody to deceive or fool them.

You must have a commode story if you want them to believe you.

by magicianfromriga3 July 22, 2010

Hot Commodity

Something that is in such a high demand, there's a low supply of whatever it is. Something almost everyone wants.

"iPhones are such a hot commodity, everyone wants one but I can never seem to get my hands on one!"

by mmilliee August 17, 2009

Commode Plume

The aerosol of contaminated bowl contents created and released into the surrounding environment by flushing toilet wastewater.

Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!

by YAWA January 25, 2021

Hot Commodity

A person who is not only very attractive but also have an attractive personality that makes everyone want to be around them. Most of the time they throw really good parties or are the life of a party.

Girl 1: "Oh my god Ryan is so cute. You think I should ask him out?"

Girl 2: "You can try but he is a hot commodity. Everyone wants that so take a number."

by The Other Perspective January 21, 2011

Commode Polio

When you sit on the commode too long and your ass and/or legs go to sleep.

I've been sitting here for 45 minutes waiting on this monster turd, now I have a raging case of commode polio.

by firerescue127 August 29, 2010

Commod-titties

An attractive set of boobs of high value that belong to a girl who is not very attractive.

She's a butterface, but those commod-titties sure do make up for it!

by Dumpology November 11, 2010