ryan cumming

A kid who loves his last name

Ryan cumming

Ryan Cumming

by Tebowgator December 27, 2013

a bit rich coming from you

Famous phrase mainly use in the UK, AUS and New Zeland

A smart-arse way to say someone is hypocrite

It is used to counter-strike someone's criticism, when you think they're just as bad

A: 'I think you should attend class more often'
B: Wow it's 'a bit rich coming from you' don't you think?

by alomolo December 16, 2011

When Is Joe Coming

A joke

When Is Joe Coming?

Joe Who?

JOE MAMA XD

by MyBigFatBoobs October 27, 2019

coming out box

Where an lgbt person has come to fing out about a ‘coming out box’, it’s just a joke to confuse the straights, but you didn’t hear that from me

Gay 1: “sis I got my coming out box”

Gay2: “omg queen what did you get”
Confused straight: “ a what?”

by Thatbitchmatt June 24, 2020

Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.

Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

when are you coming back?

It's a question asked to a person who is away, intended to know he/she shall be returning.

Dad: Son, you have been staying at your friend's place for a month now, when are you coming back?

Son: I know Dad, I will come back as soon as the exams are over.

by El boy wa vuwani November 16, 2013

Cumming to Your Senses

When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.

I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.

Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.

When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.

by Boisarebackintown April 23, 2018