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Commiting a Cruz

The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink
Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD
by 8 ball player September 4, 2019
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comming out day

On 29 oktober every year is the national comming out day! Lets all start come out on this day!
-When did you come out?
- I came out on national comming out day!
- Whens that?
- On the 29th of oktober!
by Hejsandinpeepeepoopoo June 5, 2021
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Cottaging

Discreet acts of buggery performed in a toilet cubicle. Often anonymous.
"Ross and Howard were cottaging in the downstairs bogs the other day. I wasn't shocked to find them at it though; I suspected them all along."
by KHD August 30, 2003
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comming

A common misspelling of a word that seems so easy to spell that it hurts your brain when it's actually misspelled in this fashion. Even if you sounded out the word "coming" phonetically, to try and spell it, you would not get anything resembling "comming."

Can be found most often on internet message boards and "Comments" sections.
People's obsessions with improper spelling are comming to an apocalyptic climax.
by TheBroiler December 22, 2009
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Collaging

The act of gluing magazine pictures of things you will never have/be on a piece of paper and staring at it for several hours until all of your problems are resolved. Many people, mainly males between the age of 1 and death, do not collage. they are known as Non-Collagers.
Jared: i made a collage in kindergarten once
Mitch: i don't do that, collaging ain't my thing
by NONcollager November 30, 2010
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Cottaging

— n

( Brit ) Homosexual activity in a public lavatory involving two men and a wall with a hole in it. You work it out.

C20: from cottage (sense 4)
'Ronald was exploring the multifarious mechanical advantages of different cottaging positions'

Ronald: 'I have, by trial and error, come to the conclusion that the plastic bag method is by far the most convenient and pleasurable method. Nevertheless, it lacks the anonymity typically desired for such an experience, thus some may prefer the "hole in the wall" method, as it adds a sense of discretion and adventure.'

Son: 'Daddy, what's cottaging?'
Father: 'Well son, when two men love each other very much, they secretly meet in public lavatories and do the dirty. Through a hole in the wall. The excitment is unparalleled.'
by Oliver the Orphan January 25, 2011
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Cottaging

When a man goes into a toilet to take a shit. He puts a carrier bag on the floor and his friend steps inside it. Then the man taking a shit starts sucking his cock. So, if some looks underneath the door it looks like someone is sat taking a shit with their shopping between their legs.
Guy 1 - fancy going cottaging?
Guy 2 - Let me get my carrier bag
Guy 3 - What are they doing in there? let me take a peak under the door. Ahhh He's taking a shit, must of just got back from the shops.
by Wuthering Heights May 10, 2010
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