Comedian

A person who tells lots of jokes.
Can either be good or bad.
...or straight up too far.

Person 1: I'm a Comedian.
Person 2: You are?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: oh, ok.
(Average conversation.)

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

Comedian

Those wonderfully funny people that can make us laugh till we pee!

I could not stop laughing , that comedian dude was so funny, I peed!

by Hit-n-run April 4, 2023

Comedian's Item

Someone/Something any comediam crack jokes about in a major way.

Bush is definitely a comedian's item.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 12, 2006

Comedian syndrome

Comedian syndrome is a type of syndrome were a person could not live their life without being funny. The only way the person with the syndrome could live is by being funny. That’s the only way.

Julian: Why did you do that?🤦🏽 ♂️

Joey: I have to be funnyyyyyyyy!

Keyanuu: this nigga def has comedian syndrome.

by The Myron April 9, 2020

Comedian'ded

(verb) The unceremonious stifling of broadcasted comedy from performers indicted by accusations of misconduct substantiated or otherwise.

Louis C.K. and Al Franken were Comedian'ded before they could even respond to their accusers.

by GoBiteMyBalls May 30, 2018

Comedian Billy B

Comedian Billy B is a very sexy and funny comedian. He's a nomadic vagabond who traverses the continent in search of spirits that need picking up. He is a very strong person who has picked up to 500 spirits at one time. Not to be confused with his split personality "The Trailer Park Pimp" who Also is a spirit lifter, but at the expense of other spirits. It is rumored that the only way to quell the Pimps fury is by monitary wealth, otherwise prepare for the Pimphand bitches!

"I google Comedian Billy B one time, his videos are pretty funny!"

by Kief Terpman February 3, 2021

Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.

"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic

by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021