person 1: How are you getting to work?
person 2: I am going to commutercise to get a workout, to save money on gas and help the environment.
person 2: I am going to commutercise to get a workout, to save money on gas and help the environment.
by hamovic March 10, 2010
Get the commutercise mug.Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.
College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?
College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?
College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?
by Adelphian January 26, 2014
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Act of establishing a realtionship in your head with a car you pass everyday to and or from work. You notice and remember the car, wonder where they are going or have been. You also notice when they are absent from your daily commute and wonder if they are ok. And eventually they fail to show up for long periods of time..this my friend is the breakup of the affair.
I am having a commuter affair with the White Toyota Higlander..appears he had a car wash and is running a little late this am. I always pass him by the bridge..I hope he is ok...I wonder what he was doing to make him so late this AM.
by lbj3471 September 13, 2011
Get the commuter affair mug.Verb. When you purposely pass the closest toilet by your work area only to do your "big business" in another department's toilet to avoid your coworkers.
Noun. The travel time needed to shit in a safer zone.
Noun. The travel time needed to shit in a safer zone.
I had too poo commute to the other side of the building to take a shit. It was nasty!
Noun: Thank god the floor above us was free. I had to ride the poo commute because Cindy sits right by our bathroom. ...and I sure like that Cindy.
Noun: Thank god the floor above us was free. I had to ride the poo commute because Cindy sits right by our bathroom. ...and I sure like that Cindy.
by danwade September 15, 2009
Get the poo commute mug.A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"
by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007
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Get the commuter hour mug.A gathering hole of fucked up individuals who bath in each other's wild and wacky antics. Normally becomes a world war, when the room fills up.
A large black girl enters the room as a cuban smokes his cigar in the corner. A ton of Portuguese people are seen running around with their nerf guns. Where did all these white people come from. That black guy is from france, what the hell? A cool tiger enters as his theme song plays. The pride center complains but we shove a dick down their throats.
Santa wants people to sit on his lap and there is not enough space to sit. Free breakfast every other day. But they really hate us.
Commuters Unite.
A large black girl enters the room as a cuban smokes his cigar in the corner. A ton of Portuguese people are seen running around with their nerf guns. Where did all these white people come from. That black guy is from france, what the hell? A cool tiger enters as his theme song plays. The pride center complains but we shove a dick down their throats.
Santa wants people to sit on his lap and there is not enough space to sit. Free breakfast every other day. But they really hate us.
Commuters Unite.
"Hell the people in the commuter lounge are fucked up."
"Sigh, the people in the commuter lounge are watching Jerry again.
"Sigh, the people in the commuter lounge are watching Jerry again.
by President Clam November 8, 2011
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