Colombian Handshake

When you sand down a man’s fingers in front of his family

She gave him a nasty Colombian handshake!

by Chofu June 12, 2020

Columbia Hype

The area surrounding 14th and Irving Streets NW in Washington, DC, around the Columbia Heights Metro station. Big business development in this neighborhood has resulted in a dramatic transformation similar to that of nearby, suburban "Silver Sprung." Also known as Columbia Bites, Columbia Whites, Columbia Heightened, and Columbia.

A: "Where is there a Cinnabon around here?"
B: "In Columbia Hype."

A: "I need an extension cord, but I just moved to DC and my local hardware store feels so unfamiliar."
B: "Just go to Columbia Hype. Their Target or Best Buy will feel just like the one back home."

by Magda Nakassis April 26, 2008

Crazy Colombian

When a male ejaculates on a females outer labia forming a horizontal line. Male then snorts the line of semen as if it were cocaine.

Dude, I was so wasted last night I think I gave a girl the Crazy Colombian because my nostils burnt so bad this morning.

by xSK8 HO3x261x February 19, 2010

BMW-Tesla combination

Its a term used by „real people“ (actors) in chevy comercials to describe a shitty chevy malibu without tags.

Sheryl: It looks like a BMW-Tesla combination.
Mahk: Sheryl are you high right now?

by znajid June 3, 2020

Columbine

Something Marilyn Manson shouldn't be blamed for.

Idiot: Marilyn Manson started the Columbine massacre!
Me: Eric and Dylan didn't even like Manson.

by Duayna October 8, 2007

Columbian Lip Smacker

The act of taking a shit in a girl's mouth, then proceeding to receive a blowjob from said girl.

Yo Carla gave me a Columbian Lip Smacker last night and let me tell you it was kinkyyyy.

by Blumpkinlover553 December 5, 2016

columbian unicorn

The act of doing a line of coke off a rock hard boner. Female or male, whoever keeps you rock hard like a unicorn.

Hey Pat, you'll never guess who finished off my kilo doing a columbian unicorn. Your Mom.

by OTPHJ1 March 11, 2014