Matthew John Collings

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge

wow matthew john collings is so big

by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021

Collingwood Shuffle

Leaving an AFL (Australian rules football) game before its conclusion in anticipation of impending loss. Most common amongst Collingwood supporters, whose proud tradition of leaving en masse at three quarter time to catch the soonest train to Broadmeadows endures to this day.

Also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.

Roughead slams through his second goal of the 2008 Grand Final, effectively ending Geelong's hopes of back-to-back premierships. And the Collingwood Shuffle commences!!

by DerBayer September 12, 2009

Collingwood Supporter

An illiterate bogan who has little or no general knowledge on any topic to that isn't to do with Australian Rules Football. They are incappable of dealing with a loss of a game, and claim it is always the umpire's fault even though they kissed dale thomas' ass the whole way through the game.

Typical ways to pass the time including getting dressed up into your favourite flannie and ugg boots, combing the mullet and going down to "norflanz" to have a drink with fellow supporters near the bus stops.

While at the game, it is tradition for a supporter to have at least 12 VBs before half time. It is also important to try and pick a fight with anybody supporting an apposing team.

Normal Person " Hey what footy team do you go for?"
Collingwood Supporter " I goes fa collingwood the best f'in team in thaa AFL, if ya doesnt like them i'll kick ya arrrrsee in!"

by chockyy3072 October 4, 2009

collidagroup

A group of pedestrians, cyclists and dogs on a narrow point of a multi-use trail, where there is or could be a collision.

I had to slow down, when I saw a collidagroup up ahead.

by Mrs.joehill August 21, 2021

Collings Lakes

A place to get some of that green shit.

A juggalo at Collings Lakes sold me a dime there once!

by Nak Nak February 17, 2009

Collingwood Free Kick

In the game of Australian Rules Football, a free kick that is awarded by an umpire for no apparent reason. So called because they are most often awarded to players of the Collingwood Football Club. Also, a free kick awarded to a Collingwood player when one should rightly have been awarded to the opposition.

Collingwood player attempts to take a mark, drops the ball, is awarded a Collingwood Free Kick anyway.

by martybanana August 14, 2012

Collaring

The act of putting a collar on your little to show that they're yours and only yours.

Yeah, I decided to collar my little because she kept asking.

Daddy said collaring is only for good kittens

by Little_Lady_225 April 21, 2018