Celia

Someone who is pure of heart. She wishes to please those around her and is an excellent team player. She is very passionate and expresses all emotions with her soul, especially when she loves. Celia is a "hopeful" romantic who will search 'til the ends of the earth to find her soul-mate and will never settle for anything less. She is extremely loyal to her friends and will do anything to protect the people that she loves. She is caring and sweet, and will stay by your side when you're down or sick. Although her loyalty runs strong, take caution; once you betray Celia, she will easily write you off. Not because she's cold and unforgiving, but because she is wise beyond her years and knows that the friends you will have forever are those who you can count on to never hurt you with intention. Celia is magnetic to all that meet her, with beauty, brains, and her witty sarcasm and good humor; how can anyone resist her?

Celia, you're such a great friend.

Oh, did you hear what Celia said? She is so wittily sarcastic. Hahaha =)

Don't cross Celia; she will cut you!

by CeBone11 April 13, 2010

Colac Carjacking

Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.

Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.

by Strahany June 29, 2019

soylent cola

A fictional drink featured in Futurama.

An obvious parody of Soylent Green, as it's made out of people.

Philip J. Fry (talking about Slurm): What if the secret ingredient is... People!?
Turanga Leela: Oh, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh, how is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.

by Hogtree Octovish December 9, 2008

Super Chill Cherry Cola

When you don't have enough money to afford brand name cherry colas. Only this cola is better because it offers the drinker super human abilities to drive cars on 2 or less tires.

"Wanna see something cool, hold my super chill cherry cola."

See :youtube.com/watch?v=dM2tiu8zS0E for an example
*note the man brandishing the can in his hand in triumph.*

by Big Blacky Blaq July 13, 2009

chic a cherry cola

A phrase from the 1996 song "I Want You" by Savage Garden. This phrase may have made some people refer to this song as the "Chic a Cherry Cola Song," because this incredible song was sung at such a fast pace, few people can keep up with the lyrics. It is pure '90s, and pure awesomeness.

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes, and I am taken to a place where the crystal mind and magenta feeling taken shelter in the base of my spine sweet like a chic a cherry cola.

by jonw1987 March 16, 2010

taint cola

1. The freshest since 1953
2. The brown slime oozing from the asshole to the flesh between the genitalia and the asshole known as the taint after anal sex hence the name "TAINT COLA"
3. last but not least a very popular video using a 50s theme telling about how to have anal sex with your girlfriend basically saying that if all else fails knock her out and you can do whatever you want

hey buddy pass me a taint cola
mmmm mmm only the freshest taint since 1953
why so glumm I bet I know You want to have anal sex
"Knock Her out with A brick"
shes not laughing now
you can live a full life now that you know how to get what you want.

by [e-mail] January 17, 2008

jolt cola

A high energy cola, with twice the caffeine and sugar than Coke or Pepsi, has even more caffeine than Mountain Dew.

Also an important essential if my work shift calls for more than 6 hours.

I was very disappointed that they stopped selling Jolt. Now what I am going to do?

by Saints September 17, 2003