cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket

1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!

by Laird December 9, 2003

cold turkey

When you completely quit a habit, typically smoking right away. It is very painful and puts you in a very irritable mood. It is very different than giving up gradually. When giving up gradually, you smoke littler and littler each day.

Guy #3:Shut up!!! Both of you!!!

Guy #1: Why is Guy 3 being such a bitch?

Guy #2: He started cold turkey today. He has been smoking for the past five years.

Guy #1: Wow that must really suck.

by tomdotcom36 September 18, 2010

Cold Turkey

A girl that is not interested in having sex and does not accept sexual advances.

Yo dude forget about that party its full of cold turkeys.

by OdotRepresent January 27, 2009

Cold Turkey

The act of swearing off any and all advances towards your love obsession; no google, no social media stalking, no wondering, no waiting. Getting on with life, refusing to have any downtime dedicated to a previous vice.

Susan: Do you still obsess over that italian guy?
Maria: No, I went Cold Turkey on him.

by whatwouldVINCEdo? September 9, 2014

cold turkey

A way to wuit without using any products or 12 step program. I hear it is very hard and irritating

Bella tried going cold turkey for smoking but gave up three days later

by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007

Cold Turkey

Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.

Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.

Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.

Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!

by IDlOT August 21, 2011

Cold Turkey

In which during intercourse, your partner will suddenly flail about until the unexpectedly die on top of you.

"Yeah I was going to give him a blow job, but he suddenly went cold turkey on me"

by tictac-nonnon-is-a-lamewad September 6, 2016