Cold One

A one that is cold,the oneatude of a one is directly connected to the coldatude of the one

the colder one is the more of a one it is

by Dragon Paul July 27, 2003

Cold One

Cold One® Branded Ice Compression Wraps to stop pain and stop swelling from soft tissue injuries such as sprains, strains, pulled tendons or ligaments.

Cold One® Wraps are the branded trade name of the manufacturer Two Cool Inc.

Coldone.com

Cold One

by TwoCoolInc June 9, 2009

cold one

A slightly alcoholic drink found in glass bottles that can be measured by it's "coldness properties"

Oh man, now that's a nice cold one!

by M_Kitsune June 21, 2003

Cold One

A crisp cold beer, preferably a can. Normally it is drank with the boys.

"Do you wanna crack open a cold one with the boys?"

by GodKek June 13, 2017

cold one

A Icy Cold Beer

Hey man I'm having a cold one right now.

by GoldenGraveDigger32_YT June 29, 2017

Cold one

Barbie be patient.

One day we’ll share a cold one.

by MAFRACAMA February 15, 2025

Cold One

The ''cold one'' is a (somewhat) alcoholic beverage in homestarrunner.com. The beverage first debuted in Sbemail 39: property of ones. In this sbemail episode, a fan named Dan Waters has almost drank a one that is not cold. The variations of the ''Cold One'' in foreign lands are called ''Not So Cold Ones'', ''Room Temperature Ones'', and ''Warm Ones''. There is also a variant called the ''cool one'', which it can be refreshing.

Dan Waters, Sbemail 39: Last weekend I almost drank a one that is not cold.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.

Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.

by Kenzie_quadra March 13, 2025