Pandemic Pokey-Cokey

The panic that sets in when strangers meet in a passage or aisle not allowing 2 metres social distancing room.

You should’ve seen those pensioners doing the Pandemic Pokey-Cokey in the corner store confectionary aisle. They were moving quicker than cats chasing lasers.

by Scamdy-cat June 2, 2020

okey dokey diet cokey

okey dokey diet(/lemon) cokey - meaning OK
used by someone that accepts that by saying it they are in fact an epic douche.

guy 1 'i'm off mate'
guy 2 'okey dokey diet cokey'
guy 1 '...you...er...you realise that you're a douche?
guy 2 'yeah...'
guy 1 'sick blad' *leaves*

by eggsonlegs January 18, 2009

Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

by Charles October 14, 2004

Cokey

A word for an imbecile.

Oh they really pulled a Cokey

by BergBergz February 17, 2023

cokey eye

cross eyed

your talking to me with your cokey eye

by bojeng August 19, 2017

Hokey Cokey

when you are questioning your sexuality. Going in and out and back in the closet.

Sarah: "What sexuality bare you Tom?"
Tom: "I dont know, maybe gay or bisexual"
Sarah: "Oh! so your Hokey Cokey-ing?"
Tom: "yes haha"

by Eternal Momentos March 4, 2022

hokey cokey

Reference to taking cocaine whilst sleeping with lots of women

I was doing the hokey cokey all weekend

by Court evidence May 28, 2025