coins of the realm

When a guy urinates and it ricochets back from the bowl or urinal, splashing droplets of piss onto his pants (accidentally ofcourse).

'Dude, I just coins of the realmed myself but damn do I feel so much better. So empty...aaaah!!'
'Dumbass! I'll get you a nappy next time.'

by wayne bruce March 7, 2014

Coins With Benefits

Money that is used for sex. such as buying a stripper or prostitute

Man 1- Hey got some spare coins with benefits
Man 2-What?
Man 1- You know some money we can spend on some big Bizatches.
Man2- Oh sure I have a whole wallet full!

by Common_Hosehold_Objects August 22, 2011

coins on the eyes

Well, it's like this: You are dead and your eyes won't stay closed so they put coins on top of your eyelids when you are in the casket.

Duncan: Is that guy dead?

Daavid: Yea, he's got coins on the eyes.

by noramouse June 28, 2007

Coins.live

The most realist credit union on planet earth. World wide on line such as a kilo on who's back will lock the carbon footprint of Godz hand a palm painting all beta fun house linked real military equity wes.org tank tracking all money uncirculated ends up in the CiA bank the money of the first family @ coins.live #1$ web.site 4.13ssL

You heard of the Godi family inheritance is a website called coins.live the capital is $250.Billion all traced by a carbon footprint such as a social security number, principle is the house of Mary Godi K.

by CARTEL STYLE LLC February 2, 2024

jah coins

The most rare and prized artifacts in the entire 7 realms. When X was shot and killed, the jah coins exploded from his body and dispersed over the entire universe. No one knows the exact amount if jah coins.

Gaycum (in 2042): "I have finally acquired 20 jah coins, one coin for each year of my fathers life. I will take these coins to the exact spot my father parished and arrange the coins into the form of an X and my father will rise from his ashes and rule again!"

by FrustratedFalcon March 12, 2019

crow your coins

To buy cryptocurrency and hold for a minimum of 1 year to avoid 39% capital gains tax!

Crow your coins boys! Let the money roll in!

by lepach January 8, 2018

Flipping the coins

Shoving your testicles individually into the pocket of your clenched thumb and then literally flinging it so hard it launches at extreme speeds into your belly button... it then proceeds to get slightly stuck until the next nut smashes it out of place.

"Imma go flip my coins a few times and hit the sack"
Hence flipping the coins.
-Nudo

by nanashixo March 6, 2018