Colitis Cocktail

A drink or mixture of substances used to induce ulcerative colitis in an enemy, or friend that keeps doing you dirty..

Friend 1: yo wtf is that smell?

Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up

Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?

Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block

by AhJiggaWhat June 6, 2022

Colitis

An inflammation of the colon caused by rough unprotected anal sex.

My boss is out of work with a bad case of colitis he caught on a trip to Provincetown

by Farva911 July 12, 2018

Choditis

A diagnosis in which an individual is considered highly unattractive due to the absence of a 'real dick,' and instead have a chode.

*For an example of an unattractive chode, please see jumble chode

'Sir, I am afraid you have Choditis.' --No Doctor Ever.

by ProbablyJustMe October 27, 2017

Coitise

The coitise is an old middle-french term which defines the terrible action to be forced to answer to a question you never thought about.

In the late 1400's, the term enters in english language as a sexual offense: reject the obedience of reproduction by doing the act for itself.

The current and closest term for coitise is onanism.

What do you think about the earth around the sun ? (MA man)
- ...
Don't bother, he's on coitise (MA-man2)

The sexual deviant was sentenced to the wheel for his coitisim way of life (Minutes from Charles Bunwick trial, ~1520)

by Stefan Uro August 24, 2018

Colitis

Small tails

One smell of colitis

by Mrkaplan November 18, 2018

colditis

when your skin gets rough and you feel sick after exposing yourself to the cold/freezing weather

anias: well why can’t you just stand out there for ten seconds? it’s only 20 degrees
me: girl you want be to get colditis

by alexa ! February 12, 2021

Codtistic

A person who is autistic but only in relation to the Call of Duty franchise

"Bell we've got a job to do."- random person

"Bro, your codtistic

by Lizardizoo November 14, 2022