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godblocked

Godblocked refers almost synonymously to the term "cockblocked." However, this form only occurs when there are natural phenomena which only God could be controlling that are blocking your cock from vaginal penetration or other womanly pleasures.
While my girlfriend Allisyn was studying abroad in Indonesia, she sent me a letter one day saying "I miss you. Being away from you makes me realize just how much I truly love you. I want you to be my first the minute I get off of that plane back home." I was excited.
A month later, I got a call from her mother. Her mom said that Allisyn, a geology major, had been studying the contours of Mt. Krakatoa when it suddenly erupted. Her body was found three days later but she was obviously dead and her vagina had turned to obsidian. I totally got godblocked.
by Shawn J. R. January 1, 2008
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Catblocked

When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.

A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat
Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*

Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!
by Jashlon March 6, 2011
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Cockblocked by Donald Trump

When you live in Mexico and have a gf in America and you about to visit her but Donald Trump just built a wall.
Jose: I was about to visit my girlfriend but I got cockblocked by Donald Trump.
Juan: No me gusta.
by not Jackie Chen October 4, 2017
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facebook cockblocked

Most often when a male encounters a female and gets the facebook add. The newly met female posts something flirty and is quickly met with a post right above by a girlfriend or the girlfriend's friend.

This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.

NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.
Matt's facebook wall:

GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)

Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)

(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall
by gordonchem September 29, 2009
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Cockblocked

When a guy with obvious low testosterone levels gets offended by something on the internet and blocks the poster
Brendon was so butthurt by a meme on Facebook that he cockblocked the person that made it
by Fozzie's Bear May 9, 2021
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codblocking

Preventing one's bro from playing cod.
guy 1- yo you wanna play some cod?
guy 2- can't dude, guys in his room with his girl.
guy 1- tell him to stop codblocking.
by Mercunseason13 October 22, 2011
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cod-blocked

Similar to cockblocked.

If you were cod-blocked or codblocked, something completly unimportant or pointless was keepeing you from playing COD (Call of Duty). Or something happens that eliminates your chances of a great accomplishment.
See cockblocked
Guy 1: "Why do you look so sad?"
Guy 2: "Man I got cod-blocked yesterday! I was one kill from a nuke when the power went out!"

"Man I got codblocked yesterday"
"How"
"Girlfreind stole the game and hid it so I'd spend more time with her"
"Sucks"
by icanhazafunny February 25, 2010
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