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Contor

A more Hip way of saying "Straight-Edge". A new age way of explaining to another that you are Sober. A more recognizable way explaining ones dismissal of Alcohol and Drugs.

Drug Addict: Yo! Man lets do some dope
Alcoholic: Yeah dude I brought alcoholic beverages
Contorer: Whoa guys i'm contor and i've been contoring for years now; how about you contor also and we can all play a board game.
Forms:
Contoring: Haven't had alcohol or drugs in a while.
Contor- Have just started rejecting the use of alcohol and drugs.
Contorer- Someone who promotes not consuming or using alcohol or drugs.
by Fellow Contorer January 2, 2012
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contortionist

people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.
>"They do it in the washing machine."

>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."

>"Not if they're both contortionists."
by junebuggy January 26, 2009
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contortion

Being able to stretch in unusual positions not ordinary people can achieve; usually performed in circuses.
At the circus I saw contortion
by Igle December 15, 2007
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contortionist

Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.

Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
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contorted

twist or bend out of its normal shape.
James contorted every object around him
by Ray321 January 4, 2016
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contort

You can contort a piece of metal
by Izzyi234 May 16, 2017
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Contortionist

Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.
My love. Last night you slept like a contortionist. I took a photo as proof.
by Gigifernandez February 20, 2018
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