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cocoacaine

Full name of cocaine before getting shortened. Cocaine originated from the cocoa plant thus it's called cocoacaine.
1. I need to stop smoking cocoacaine man...
by nickgmon September 26, 2012
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aggrivated cockasians

A band formed from Argenta, IL that is undeniably the greatest band of all time.
The Beatles and Stones may be great, but they're no Aggrivated Cockasians
by Swollmeier November 13, 2016
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Cockasians

n. A group of people, predominantly Caucasians, with cocks up their asses. These people take it upon themselves to sanitize everything to make it appropriate for public consumption. Ironically, these people turned out to be the most ignorant bigoted racists you will ever encounter.
Thank the Cockasians for diversity training, censorship, and all other forms of pretentious bullshit found in American society today.
by Verges March 24, 2004
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Cocasion

Its a word used when a African American is to polite to say "cracker" or "white" but doesent knos how to spell or prononce Caucasian.
African American: Hey are ah y'alls crew.......uh "Cocasion"?

Caucasian" oh lol you mean Caucasian not cocain-sion FAIL
by DA LEAPING MOHAMED April 10, 2011
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Cocofarianism

A niche religion started on the Pacific island of Nauru by college students, specifically by a student named Knoh Wun. Cocofarianism emphasizes the worship of coconuts and the gendercorn, a two-legged, gender neutral unicorn who refuses to have its name capitalized. This religion is peaceful and politically unaffiliated, as the sacred texts demand.

There are five paths to immortality in what is known as the the Nether Realm: eating 1oz of coconut every day, burning of coconut shells on a slate alter once every full moon, the removal of any specific male/female distinguishing clothing from one's body, being nice to others by gifting coconut treats once every Halloween, or by uttering the sacred words that are only given by the gendercorn through dream during the Winter months.

To become a Cocofarian, one must simply burn 13oz of coconut pieces on a piece of slate, thirteen minutes past midnight. And then follow one of the five paths to the Nether Realm--a world far away mostly made of fire and slate, with small amounts of forested areas. Dragons and aliens are its occupants aside from Cocofarians of course.

There are 4 positions within the Cocofarian religion: Follower, Elder, Nyt, and Cocarian.
Followers are general members, Elders are Followers who have been members for five years, Nyts protect the members and leaders, and Cocarians head the temples. Every two years all the Cocarians gather at the Great Temple to discuss and vote on doctrine, policies, and other matters.
Cocofarianism has nothing to do with Pastafarianism.
by Real_NoobToob January 28, 2022
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Chocasian

An individual who may or may not be of Caucasian descent, but exhibits typical Caucasian features with a darker skin color.

aka - Chocolate Caucasian
Chocasian = "that dude has a Caucasian shaped skull yet he's dark...typical Chocasian."
by Sh'amiqqa January 23, 2007
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Cockasian

Cockasian=an Asian with a cock
Asian + Cock = Cockasian
That kid is not white hes a Cockasian
by Khoa trac April 28, 2005
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