losing a cockfight to a pigeon

To get into a stupid or unnecessary argument, only to lose to an idiot.

Losing a cockfight to a pigeon:

Every time I enter into a political discussion on the Internet, I find myself in a cockfight, losing to a pigeon.

by Bloody Terrible July 19, 2020

cockfright

When a girl mysteriously doesn't put out or have sex, it is assumed that she is too nervous or is scared of penis AKA cockfright

"Man, I've been trying to get some from Kelly for weeks but she just won't put out." "Maybe she has cockfright."

by Stephanie Beans January 15, 2008

cockfight

Like a swordfight, but using your penis to attack your opponent.

They had a cockfight.

by Cummy worm February 23, 2011

cocknight

A man with a big cock.

Bitch 1: Did you see Tony today?
Bitch 2: Yeah.. he's a total cocknight....😅

by ThePlatinumDragon June 1, 2016

cockfight

when to cocks do this
8=========DC=====8 and bash

COck fights rule

by jeremy May 7, 2003

cockfight

A masturbating contest.

She married me because I won the cockfight.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

cockfighting

A process that is more commonly practiced among homosexual men, in which one "fights" the other with their reproductive organ, usually for sexual gratification.

Bill - "You wanna go to my room for cockfighting"?"
John - "Yes!"

by Prefer to remain Anonymous November 20, 2005