cockcussion

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's mouth, then thrusts it back and forth in a vigorous "skull-fucking" manner, giving the woman a terrible headache, or sensation of having recieved a concussion.

"Hey Mike, do you get any from that fat chick last night?"

"Nah, I waited till she passed out then gave her one hell of a cockcussion."

by Double A Ron May 3, 2005

cockcushion

Cockcushion - Is a pillow you put between your legs when your sleeping, for added comfort.

Ew! Don't use that pillow it was keith's cockcushion!

by Jacob GeeGee September 14, 2007

concussion kings

Slang for the Virginia State Police Department, due to the fact that they are known for assailing citizens at protests until they get them concussions.

I am not going over there tonight. I have no desire to see the concussion kings this early in the week.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Concussion

The feeling after your friend hits you on the head with her frigging math book!!!

Friend- **picks up math book**
(SLAM)
Me- wth?!! I think you have me a concussion!

Friend- hehehe
(SLAM)

by Lily LuLu October 29, 2019

Concussion Makers

Very large breasts capable of giving you a concussion if you stuck your face between them and the chick violently bounces them back and forth against your head.

Dude! Look at those tits...definite concussion makers!

by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

Conclussion

Occurs when you come to a realization so hard and fast that you end up with brain damage.

"When I realized Alex was a gay, it gave me a conclussion. I couldn't believe I hadn't noticed it before."

by OldManBOMBIN January 16, 2013

concussionize

the act of giving a concussion.

If Tori wasn't concussionized by the Manchester team, we would have been undefeated the whole season.

by Sarahh! :D October 19, 2008