cockulater

the use of your penis in the terms of a calculator.

billy: "kevin have you charged your cockulater.?"
Kevin" no its is still charging since i discharged it 20 minutes ago."

by ndfootball75 November 18, 2011

cockulation

The Calculations of ones Penis

"What is your Cockulation"the girl asked the boy

by Mrs.Lumansucks January 19, 2010

cockulator

A mix between a nerd and a gigolo, more like a smart pimp to be exact, this world can also be used as a verb, to tell a female whore that u wanna bone her. (its also like a parody of calculator)

"Damn, in the cockulator man! i sell hoes and i pass my exams bitch!"

"I'll cockulator bitch!"

by The Big Balls March 11, 2008

cockularistic

Optimistic pertaining to male genitalia

Ginger and April were two of the most Cockularistic chicken heads I've ever known when it comes to receiving as many cocks as possible without any regret.Their optimism for cock was unwavering and a bit disturbing to say the least.

by G-TequilaNC July 12, 2017

Clockular

(adj) To rotate in a clockwise fashion.

He circled around her clockular like a tiger circling its prey.

by Helen Lomax November 30, 2010

Cockulate

When chicks try and calculate how many cocks they have undertaken

Giiiiirl the other night I tried to cockulate and I gave up after I got to freshman year of college

by Yo bald headed momma November 28, 2017

cockulater

a word that refers to a lung disease is contracted from the inhalation of very fine silica particles, specifically from a volcano; medically, it is the same as silicosis, which is organic acidemias caused by an enzymatic defect in the metabolism of four amino acids (methionine, threonine, isoleucine, and valine). This results is in an abnormally high level of acid in the blood (academia) and body tissues. In the acute form, drowsiness, coma, and seizures may occur. Mental retardation is a long-term consequence. The disorder may be caused by a deficiency of one or more of the enzymes methylmalnyl CoA mutase, methylmalnyl racemase, or adenosylcobalamin synthetic enzymes. Excretion of methylmalonate, a product of amino acid metabolism, in the urine is abnormally high and therefore is a marker of the disorder. All known organic acidemias are inherited as autosomal recessive traits.

oh no my cockulater it broke

by Some call me Tyrone December 6, 2021