cocktard slave

This person is a flamming homosexual who loves the cock, they are mildly retarded, and they are cock slaves for their cock master

Fredrich J. Massimi is a faggtarded cocktard slave!

by Pissed at Homoz March 12, 2003

cockfart

An multipurpose adjective/insult variation of cock that can be used on any unsavory character.

That Ryan guy is such a cockfart

by Sam Jorden December 9, 2008

cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

cocktastic

cock·tas·tic
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik

Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.

1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces

2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock

3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>

- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun

EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.

CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.

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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?

Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!

*policeman generously tasers commie student*

Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.

by Rodrigo Cornejo December 15, 2008

Cockwartz

Jumped in for a nine and three quater

I went for a cockwartz and ended up with ron

by Koplover89 September 5, 2018

cocktator

A play on the word "dictator". Usually pertaining to a man who is in full command of his woman. But can also be used in reference to any dude who is a pushy, controlling, overly aggressive asshole.

"Man, Rachel's new boyfriend is such a cocktator. He won't let her do anything fun anymore."

by Adam A November 2, 2003

cocktastic fudgemonkey

Lover of the cock that not only gives, but also takes it in the butt.

Alex Endo is a prime example of the cocktastic fudgemonkey - constantly asing friends for prison-bitch-style anal sex sessions

by Rob Gwynn-Jones June 26, 2003