cockward silence

An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.

When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.

by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008

Cooktard

Someone with cooking skills less than average.

Wow she totally ruined the pancakes, that cooktard.

by LolYouFellForThat January 4, 2011

cock-tard

Also, a cream-based condiment similar to mustard. It is often used to compliment light wines and seafood. It makes a great facial moisturizer (when used with cucumbers).

I slathered her clam with my cock-tard.

by Zac C May 18, 2005

cockward

awkward in a sexual way

Damn Chico, that chick is so cockward!

by turnure May 8, 2006

cockward

An awkard situation that surrounds the conversation of a cock.

Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.

Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.

Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"

by brentionary January 26, 2011

cockward

The voluntary or involuntary act of progressing a situation or discussion into a state of awkwardness towards the male reproductive genitalia or “cock”

"Becky, don't bring up his ex-girlfriend in front of her. You're making shit cockward."

by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009

cock-tard

Insult. Tard as in Retard (person suffering from mental retardation) combined with cock as in penis. Reflects the lack of intelligence, incompetence and/or mentally deficient actions of the target and equates it to that of a penis. While not the most logical association, it refers to the 'sexual intelligence' of a man with out any higher brain function i.e. thinking with ones cock. The insertion of the word 'cock' into the word also creates a sense of natural revulsion to most heterosexual males and many females. Although 'tard' has actual meaning, the effect is primarily in the sound. Unlike the other tard composites it is used more in cases of reactionary anger, but more multipurpose than fuck tard.

"You cock tard! What were you thinking?"
"Get out of it. Cock tard

by Kaiser Sma April 5, 2005