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Captain Cockstar

a five o clock cocktail consisting of: Captain Morgan's original spiced rum, Coca Cola, and rockstar, delicious on the rocks, with exactly five ice cubes. Invented by curtis siebaneller in fort collins, colorado.
Shit man, I be sipping on that captain cockstar, getting mad faded,
by 310 Cockstars August 27, 2007
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Classic Cockstar

When a person dies before the age of 27 from smashing too many disgusting whores while high on every drug imaginable.
Alyssa Funke couldn't handle the fame of being a Classic Cockstar!
by DickDynasty May 24, 2018
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cockstress

a female has mastered the art of aiding a man in reaching an orgasm, usually frequently in one sexual encounter, by an means of penetrative and non-penetrative sex
"man, I had an incredible night with this chick last night, she got me off so many times, I was defenceless against her skills, she was a master cockstress!"
by beaujalais October 15, 2011
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Cockstacle

A male that impedes another male's ability to mate.
Guy 1: "Did you see Justyn almost take home the drunk chick?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him."

Guy 1: "Dude, I know. What a cockstacle."
by mebematt77 January 25, 2009
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cookstar

Someone who is a culinary rockstar and awesome at cooking.
Man, Mama Lucia cooks up some gooda pizza. She is truly cookstar of cookstars!
by Chef Boyardeeee March 16, 2012
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cockstain

Some white freaky stuff. White boys get them White women to do anything.
You wanna do a cockstain?
by PorchMonkey4Life September 7, 2008
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cockstorm

Unreal situation where cocks are rainin' from the sky like a huge tempest of cocks.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's rainin' coks
by Ga' November 21, 2003
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