cock splash

Someone who always butts in on a conversation with something stupid or totally irrelevant to the actual conversation being had.

1. This is a and b conversation so see your way out of it you cock splash!
2. What did you say that for you cock splash!
3. You don't know what you are talking about you cock splash!

by Greenmeenie007 February 10, 2015

cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

cocksmash

A disappointed or angry interjection, as if to compare your current situation into getting smashed hard in the scrotal region.

Doctor: I'm sorry Joe, but your leg has contracted gangrene. We're going to need to amputate.
Joe: Fuckin' cocksmash!!

by tfd September 12, 2004

cocksmash

When somebody is lieing down, another person winds up their fist from a far distance and smashes it down on the other's groin in a natural motion.

"I was just laying there in my sleeping bag, and he threw down the cocksmash! My balls hurt!"

by Sandwich487864354 August 15, 2008

Cocksplain

When you explain something with your penis, like hand language but for cocks.

Guy 1: "Hey bro want to cocksplain?"
Guy 2: "HELL YEAH!" *flails cock around saying "hi"*
Guy 1: *flails cock saying "how are you today?"*

by Snappyyyy March 3, 2021

Cocksmash

When you are working your ass off and your boss gets his balls busted by his superiors, and then proceeds to read you the riot act. This ball Busting is done even though your work may meet or exceed industry standards.

Bro I dropped 300k today and I'm @ 25k Gross for the month, and I just got CockSmashed by my IM!

by Beezo Bzo November 12, 2009

Cocklashed

To whip someones leg with your penis.

"You just got cocklashed, baby!"

by Neilio November 9, 2003