cockswain

One in adoration or in direct subjugation of the cock. Lover and tickler of the cock, the cockswain is subservient to the penis like a young sailor bound to a ship. Or one with the mental toughness to command a vessel. Used specifically in instances of sheer idiocy or submission.

Tybalt- "Drake, you are enthralled by that man's rod, i dare say you are a cockswain."

by Themistocles December 9, 2008

coonsplaining

coonsplaining where a black person talks/explains in an unproductive coonish matter

Person: "have you heard of the cop that killed the unarmed black teenager?"
Coon: "Stop talking about Police brutality! how about Black on Black Crime?!"
person: "'black on black crime is also bad but I'm talking about police brutality Right now...."

Coon: "we Blacks need to do better! what are you going to do about black on black crime?! and Chicago?!"
Person: "again black on black crime IS BAD!... but I'm TALKING ABOUT POLICE BRUTALITY RIGHt NOW!"
Coon: "Stop talking about police brutality TALK ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME NOW!!!!!!!!!"
Person: "this is not productive..."

Coonsplaining

"as a Black Man i agree that Colin Kaepernick should be suspended from the Nfl For kneeling!"

"we Blacks need to do better"

"I'm not black I'm just an American"

"racism is bad but what about Black on Black Crime?"

Etc

by Lil Gucci Bag May 11, 2019

Cockstraint

The male equivalent of a chastity belt

His mistress wouldn't let him leave the house without his cockstraint on.

by Big Stuicus August 18, 2014

Consplained

When someone explains or find the truth of an unexplainable theory.

Man 1: The moon landing was fake because how could they get cameras in space.
Man 2: Wow! He just consplained that!

by Real_Barack_Obama November 23, 2018

Consplaining

Consplaining (Con SPLAn ing) -Adjective

When someone with similar or less knowledge and qualifications on a topic tries to explain something YOU know more or just as much about. All without being asked too or while repeating something you've already said ,sometimes using more complicated terminology to seem superior in a group of others.

|Example 1|Gina: Martha was consplaining to the new hire how to use Microsoft excel...
Sam: But she doesn't even know how to use it??!!

|Example 2| Lee: I was talking to this girl I met about jojos bizarre adventure when this dude came up and started consplaining to her about Diamond is Unbreakable. She embraced the hell out of him when she started asking about speed wagon and he had no idea what she was talking about.

by Cookiio September 2, 2019

chicksplain

how to read a woman's mind,

or when a guy knows what a girl wants from her man.

My friend asked me to chicksplain his girlfriend's text to him.

by Gabby Abby December 26, 2019

Chicksplain

When a man is working on a project and a woman, more specifically their significant other comes over and starts asking stupid questions that shouldnt need to be explained.

I was changing the oil in my truck when my girlfriend came out and start asking what I was doing. So I told her I dont have time to chicksplain this stuff right now, so leave me the hell alone.

by Jax75 April 21, 2008