cockpit

Cockpit, aka vagina, The cockpit admits the male penis for sexual intercourse. A pleasure hole.

she had a moist and Accommodating cockpit.

by Duran Duran April 25, 2006

Cockpittance

1.the ridiculously low salary that airline First Officers are paid.

2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.

1. Our airline's policy states that your "cockpittance" (food stamps) are not be used at the grocery store while wearing your First Officer uniform (it makes the airline look cheap).

2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Creepy Cocksmith

One who can work his cock with great success while maintaining a creepy persona and personality. Always being creepy but girls cant seem to get enough of his cock.

Logan- clint is in every picture on facebook creeping.
Tanner- yea i know but i heard he fucked three girls that night
Logan- what a creepy cocksmith

by the cocksmith69 November 23, 2009

cockpit

Area in an aircraft that holds pilot and co-pilot crew. Driver's seat in a race car.

Slang: Vagina

That was one tight cockpit.

by MoonKnight November 11, 2002

Cocksmitten

Completely and absolutely in love with the cock.

Jenny is utterly cocksmitten.

I rode Rachel's ass into the ground last night and now she is completely cocksmitten.

by kid_a_4463 August 1, 2011

Cockspiracy

A situation where you can't decide if there has been a cock-up or a conspiracy.

Every time I try to get something achieved at work someone always gets in my way. I can't tell if it's on purpose or if the people I work with are idiots. It's a total cockspiracy!

by Barrattino January 16, 2014

Cockpit Blocked

When you want to have sex on a plane, but your girlfriend is too busy hanging out with the pilots in the cockpit.

Intercom: Will Mila Kunis please come to the cockpit immediately?

Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!

by GotAFuckingUsername September 8, 2015