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Cockboggle

How you feel after you see your friend's cock looking like an eldritch horror of some kind of weird swamp monster
"Dude, he pulled his pants down in PE and absolutely cockboggle (d) me, I can't look at him the same way ever again"
by Kova1203 January 19, 2022
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cocksnorfler

One who snorfles cock.
Man, Tom is such a cocksnorfler. He'd snorfle a cock all day.
by nightrose November 8, 2005
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Cockswoggling

I'd like to coin a new phrase -
Cockswoggling -- when a guy shakes another guys hand and tries to dominate him to show he's the cock of the cage by squashing his hand or yanking him towards himself or not letting go until he says it's time.
Cockswoggling.
You're welcome.
I'm afraid to shake Donald Trump's hand - he'll yank you in - grab on tight and won't let go until he's good and ready. He's known for his cockswoggling!
by josefdamosef March 8, 2017
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cockwoggler

Dawg Jessica just cheated on me she's such a fucking cockwoggler.
by TeCockiestWoggler February 13, 2021
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Cocksmuggler

¹Derogatory term for a girl who gets around and she quite possibly could be a prostitute. A bro hopper and/or a home wrecker. ²One who smuggles dick for a living.
Get your cocksmuggler hands off my junk. I don't want none of that dumb junk!
by HeartLela August 27, 2021
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Cockgoggles

The word cockgoggle can be used in many ways, when someone wishes to express general displeasure they would use the cockgoggles form of the word.

Cockgoggles is also the more preferred word to use in place of cockgoggle as an insult, much in the same way you would use the words goggles or pants as opposed to goggle or pant, which should only be used in cases such as referring to a pant leg or a goggle lens.
Person 1: Dude, they decided to replace Cortana with Guilty Spark in Halo 3.

Person 2: Cockgoggles! That's going to ruin the game!

Person 1: Naw man, I'm just messing with you.

Person 2: Man, you can be such a cockgoggles sometimes.
by Necromas December 9, 2008
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cockgoggle

An insult that hints that the insultee is in dire need, of some goggles for his cock.
Shut the hell up you cockgoggle.
by Bob January 12, 2004
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