phone cockslap

A situation where you dominate a girl over text that you actually cock slap the phone.

girl:"oh babe I cant believe how right you are about that"
dude: "yes, I know. I am the son of Zeus" *phone cockslap*

by eekcmnads December 2, 2009

Kentucky Cock Slap

A girl is on her knees you jerk off in your hand stick your dick in the girls mouth and slap her in the face with the cum in your hand

Damn that was a great Kentucky Cock Slap John did on Tammy Lin

by freztubegod September 18, 2017

cock slap

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis

She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!

by goodaaron March 19, 2003

Cocklaphobia

A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.

The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.

Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia

We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*

His cocklaphobia meant that he preferred to use an umbrella.

by HD6 April 30, 2012

cockslave

A woman or a man who is a subservient sexual slave to a dominant male.

The persons sole purpose would be sexual gratification of said male.

This term has a more violent & lustful and less kinky connotation than a regular submissive.

That woman is so given to lustful desire she is destined to become satan's cockslave.

by DB January 13, 2005

Cockslapper

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro

"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"

by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019

Cockslapping

Cockslapping is the practice is slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. Often performed as a joke, when the recipient is either asleep, stoned, or otherwise incapacitated.

John said he enjoyed cockslapping me last night while I was asleep.

by Stuart Robbins May 28, 2006