cocksmokery

When something happens that is so stupid and wrong, it goes way beyond simple bullshit. The person responsible is clearly guilty of smoking massive amounts of cock.

I got a $300 ticket last night for going 60 in a school zone. Can you believe that cocksmokery?

by =HPSF=Phoenix November 11, 2009

cocksocket

A girl's asshole--typically a girl with a very attractive butt.

Stephanie has such a nice little ass--I'd like to stretch her sweet little cocksocket.

by Steph M. August 1, 2007

cocksmacker

1) A person that smacks cocks. 2) A term used to comment on male's mastabatory habit. 3) An insult one uses against people that cause harm or discomfort.

Jim: Dude, did you you know Dave smacks his cock when he masturbates? Bob: What?!? I didn't know he was a cock smacker!

GET OUTTA THE WAY COCKSMACKER!!!

by Nick October 16, 2003

Cockshield

When you cockblock yourself intentionally to get away from, or dismiss, unwanted pussy.

I was walking in the mall today and saw Sally; she came up to me, but I had to cockshield myself because she was overweight.

by Yames Blue June 29, 2011

cocksmoker

1. Somewhat derogatory name for a person with a penchant for giving head.
May also be used to describe someone particularly accomplished at it.

2. An insult for someone stupid/irritating/annoying/ (delete as appropriate), also brings the subjects sexuality into question (if male)

"Man, your sister is one hell of a cocksmoker"

by Paulo November 17, 2004

cacksnakeral

A person who snacks on shit. A nasty individual.

That bloke is a cacksnakeral

by captain bollox January 12, 2010

cockphage

1.)pacarski is a festy cocksmoker, spreading parasites via bodily fluids

2.)any cunt suspected of being a cocksmoking smeg gargling anus demon

pacarski is a cockphage (cocksmoking smeg gargling anus demon).

by the hole on the top of your penis. whats it called September 1, 2003