COCKSANDWICH

The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.

Dude I totally cocksandwiched sally she cried all the way home... I laughed.

by FLACE February 24, 2010

cockwank

This word (noun) is used to descibe a situation where something goes wrong.

(Upon breaking one's neck) "Oh cockwank"

by JoeW May 17, 2006

cocksack

Someone who is cock-like and often breaks a said bond between brothers ie: the circle

Harding You are a giant COCKSACK!!!

by jakob132 April 24, 2007

cockspank

You are a cockspank Warren

Warren is a cockspank

by Vechislav March 13, 2003

cockspank

the word cockspank means that you whip out your cock and walk up to a somebody and hit them with your penis

i cockspanked that gangster and pulled out his and said it was smaller

by <AnDy> <3E> <HaJeK> November 24, 2004

cocksandwich

The act of inserting your short shriveled chode (short,fat, Pee-Pee) in between two molding hogie rolls or loose roast beef curtain lips preferably from your grandmother or a loud mouthed rent-a-cop who has a hairy brillo pad muff that is often licked by a member of valet services.

\\\\\\\"Hey Conor, You wanna come over here and stick your millimeter peter in-between my saggy tarp lips and we can make the best cocksandwich you have ever encountered\\\\\\\". HOLD THE MAYO!

by Muff Mania September 13, 2007

Cocksnake

A word used to describe anyone who is far beyond the "douche bag" status. A person who slithers & lives in anothers underwear. A total brown noser.

Bob is a real cocksnake. He has been in the boss's drawers trying to get that promotion.

by idrum6969 January 21, 2009