Cockumber

Cockumber is a way of saying Cucumber that makes people thing about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common

Is there Cockumbers in this salad?

by Cockumber September 4, 2018

Cockcumber

Noun: A penis that is so large that it gets confused with a cucumber. Helps if the man is wearing a green condom.

Listen girl, last night saw Ciarán's noblet, and let me tell you, it was a cockcumber. I could have made a salad from that bad boy.

by PimpmasterHDWQ November 3, 2010

Cockrobber

n. Medium insult, used to imply that the target tends to break into mortuaries and biology labs in order to steal severed penises to pleasure themselves with.

Go fuck yourself, cockrobber.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

cockrubbadub

when your babysitter rubs your cock while you're taking a bath.

Susy was rubbing Jared's cock while he was trying to clean himself. She wanted to cockrubbadub.

by cocklivers August 23, 2017

Cockwobberler

A person who takes WAY more cock then they should

Oi, you are a cockwobberler

by Uselessindividualontiktok March 29, 2020

cockflubber

cockflubbers is the virtual office (slack) HR approved joyful fun SYNONYM to cocksuckers

Those fucking deadbolt cockflubbers jiffed our qnap again!

by asfdasdfasdfFASD May 2, 2022

Cockrunner

The guy who fucks the cockstar star after her job as a “pornstar.” Usually the “legal” extra migrant worker with the biggest dick and balls figuratively.

My buddy Thumpy was a cockrunner for pornhub. He’d fuck the remainder talents without competition. So he sued the company. Facts

by Cockrunner pedigree January 12, 2025