cockpipe cosmonaught

This is somebody whop feels it necessary to take the back door. A bush dodger a gay a fence fole or gos!

"That batty boy is such a cockpipe cosmonaught!"

by FJ April 20, 2005

cockpipe

The urethra. The tube running through the male reproductive organ

Man#1 cockpipe
Man#2 COCKPIPE!!!!
or
if you dont shut up i will shove a pineapple up your cockpipe sir.

by rabadabadongscrotch December 24, 2008

Cockpipe

The throat of a female, homosexual male, or some dogs, that's primary function is to produce a path for a penis to flow.

"Man I hope she gives me a blowjob tonight."

"No way man, she's got the flu. Her cockpipe is all sorts of clogged up."

"Nah dude I know. It just needs some plumbing."

by bigthumb October 11, 2009

cockpiece

the area of one's pants in which contraband can be stored, for example a bottle of alcohol on the way into a club or concert. named for it's proximity to the male genitalia.

guy number one: dude they're gonna confiscate my gin.
guy number two: chill brotha, put it in your cockpiece. they'll never find that shit.

by steve aoki March 29, 2011

cockwire

English translation of the Chinese term 屌丝, it means loser

He plays video games all day, what a cockwire

by fufulord May 6, 2015

cockfire

when yur fucking a girl that can no longer get wet, and the friction builds up so quick that yur dick and her puss become aflame

hey bitch look at my cockfire.
your dry puss has set my bush on fire, and it smells like shit!!

by matt March 11, 2005

Cockaire

Slang for a place or event which has little female representation in comparison to that of males. cock fest penis party

Darren ''This shindig is full of Cockaire''
Sly ''Yeh i know full of cockaireeeeeee, absolute cockaireeeee''

by Sly Dawg August 16, 2007