Sally: "Thats an interesting theory Phil however the last Fornicus posipostioppis was performed in May 1777 but Ingrid Snoutenhofen the last remaining resident of the Folly Tribe".
Phil: "oh"
Phil: "you're being a little bit connoisseuristic"
Sally: ">:|"
Phil: "I'm not sorry"
Phil: "oh"
Phil: "you're being a little bit connoisseuristic"
Sally: ">:|"
Phil: "I'm not sorry"
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Waitor comes over and shows the bottle label to diner.
Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?
Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"
Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense
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Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?
Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"
Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense
Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff
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