cockfish

a girl who selfishly goes after all the guys even though SHE KNOWS her friends like them.

- "Jennifer is so cockfish"
- "How come?"
- "Once again I told her that I liked a guy only to find her flirting with him 20 minutes later"

by K-lead December 2, 2010

John the Baptist Cockfish

A man who thinks he is a baptist is is really a man who worships the cocks of fish. One who is still in the closet and wishes he is a man. A man who has a vagina and no spine

"It is time to leave.", says the bar tender.
"Hold on John the Baptist Cockfish, I have not finished my drink."

by Hybrid Soul Taker December 16, 2010

cocknosh

a person who is an idiot,and is good for nothing but sucking cock!

'matt went home early'
'what a cocknosh'

by WKnight February 12, 2008

Cockfished

When you find out the girl you've been talking to is actually a man

Dude you know the girl I've been talking to? Well turns out she has a dick. She totally cockfished me.

by illuminaughtyXD May 19, 2018

Cockfished

when a guy sends you picture’s of a dick that aren’t actually his. trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker cock than he does.

you: He sent me several pictures of his dick but they don’t look the same.

friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock

by DrGonzoUK July 6, 2019

Cockinshlong

When one extends themselves perpendicularly; or stands up

Instead of saying get up, say “Cockinshlong!”

by Simpin_not_pimpin January 20, 2021

Cockfish

Verb: When a guy sends a dick pic super close up to the camera to make it seem like their penis is bigger than it actually is. As in to give the recipient a false illusion.

“I found out this guy was cockfishing me when I saw his penis in real life after seeing his dick pic.”
“Guys on GRINDR be cockfishing.”

by SendADickPicNextToARuler May 19, 2022