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Cockboggle

How you feel after you see your friend's cock looking like an eldritch horror of some kind of weird swamp monster
"Dude, he pulled his pants down in PE and absolutely cockboggle (d) me, I can't look at him the same way ever again"
by Kova1203 January 19, 2022
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CockNipples

Someone with nipples that can touch the moon, Often caused by sexual arousal or drugs. Can not be cured.
'Dude, Did you see that eclipse last night? No, Jack just has Cocknipples!"
by SilenceCocknipples September 21, 2011
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cocknugget on wheels

when you shit little nuggets of duty, then they float around the toilet bowl really fast when you flush them. this normally happens at constipation and you only can dudy little bits at a time.
Theresa had really bad case of the cocknugget on wheels when she was sick.
by alessandria thomasone January 5, 2011
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cockwoggler

Dawg Jessica just cheated on me she's such a fucking cockwoggler.
by TeCockiestWoggler February 13, 2021
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Cockgoggles

The word cockgoggle can be used in many ways, when someone wishes to express general displeasure they would use the cockgoggles form of the word.

Cockgoggles is also the more preferred word to use in place of cockgoggle as an insult, much in the same way you would use the words goggles or pants as opposed to goggle or pant, which should only be used in cases such as referring to a pant leg or a goggle lens.
Person 1: Dude, they decided to replace Cortana with Guilty Spark in Halo 3.

Person 2: Cockgoggles! That's going to ruin the game!

Person 1: Naw man, I'm just messing with you.

Person 2: Man, you can be such a cockgoggles sometimes.
by Necromas December 9, 2008
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Cocknugget

I sure could go for some cocknuggets, maybe Kentucky Fried Cock has some?
by M2991 February 22, 2011
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Cocknugget

Another word for chode. A form of insult. A fat man who looks like a hairy chode. A Nugget which looks like a cock. A fucked up man who likes cock.
Man, that guys a cocknugget.
He is seriously cocknugget.
THATS ONE FUCKING COCKNUGGET!
by Addles April 3, 2007
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