cockler

A type of person, usually sick.

"That guy got arrested for helping two cocklers."

by Airbo + Shmon Rutch April 20, 2006

cockledragger

a man who leads a donkey by tugging on the donkeys dick and leads said animal in the direction in which he wants the animal to go.

Kyle the farmer is known for being a cockledragger

by The king Friday May 11, 2014

Cockear

The act of putting one’s penis into somebody’s ear.

Hamish: “ what happened with you and Sarah last night?”
John: “ I tore her fucking ear open,”
Hamish: “let me guess, you gave her cockear?”
John: “fuck yeah I did! I got my dick right in her ear!”

by Jacktheretard August 22, 2019

Cockler

Gay friend u cant beat the shit out of because their dad will fucking destroy u

My friend is a massive cockler in class

by Chesthairer March 4, 2020

Cockelargemus

Huge fcking cock that was obtained by taking too much heroine and steroids and watcing the enterety of the Harry Potter series in one sitting.

"Hey dude, how's the Cockelargemus"

"Pretty good, the heroine is working well and it feels like my asshole is falling off"

by Cannonoffyt May 2, 2022

keyboard-cockler

put your penis in-between two keyboards and smash them together. must have rule 34 open and what ever you type during your pleasuring you must search. (no function keys aloud)

Guy 1 " hey man, instead of using the bag of milk, I'm gonna try the keyboard-cockler" guy two " sir this is a subway"

by Guttfeeling April 10, 2025