cockanus

A man putting his own cock in his ass.

Man 1: "Look, i've managed to put my own cock in my ass!"

Man 2: "Yeah, the good ol' cockanus"

by PappaSpanx December 18, 2008

Cocklaphobia

A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.

The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.

Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia

We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*

His cocklaphobia meant that he preferred to use an umbrella.

by HD6 April 30, 2012

Cocklean

verb: to skew, to angle, to slant.

"You cockleaned the lampshade when you bumped it! Fix it!" or "Caitlin! That doesn't look right, you gotta cocklean that table!"

by KDeck March 19, 2010

Cockling

Short name for a member of the professional paintball cheerleading group Pretty Cocklings, supporting team Ugly Ducklings

Wow look at that Cockling - she is hot, I wanna marry her !

by FreddieDK June 11, 2009

cockanut creampie

When a man cums in a girls vaginia and then she the proceeds to stand over another male who is passed out and lets it's dribble onto his face

Johnny didn't know it but I fucked his side bitch then she gave him a cockanut creampie

by Brian_pitanko June 25, 2016

cockandballs

The entire span of a male's genitals as a whole. Instead of the seperatist 'cock and balls', the zen pronunciation would not include the spatial demarcations between the words, allowing the phrase to flow when spoken, into a state of oneness.

I heard Lewie got punched in the cockandballs by Baby's tongue while he slept.

by Mikey G October 20, 2003

cockglancer

Someone who likes to check you out when you're at the urinal.

"I'm always nervous having a piss with Cam. With those boggly eyes - I think he's a bit of a cockglancer"

by Dwave May 8, 2008