cockopolis

A scene in which the majority of the people around are of the male persuasion. A situation not suited well for a straight male to get laid.

Hey, let's go to the bar down the street.
- Nah, that place is nothing but a cockopolis!

by Blitzkragen January 22, 2015

Cockapotamous

Another word for the male genitalia.

Chris, I want you and your cockapotamous to come to my house later.

by Shmillerz April 28, 2015

Cockpot

The male version of a cuntpunt. Basically means to punch or kick a male in the genital area.

I'm gunna cockpot you.

by Bebeboo March 29, 2017

Cockipop

When a male sticks a large lollipop in his urethra that is coated in hot sauce.

Hey bro wanna give me a cockipop

by DanglyJohnson November 22, 2019

cockpolishing

Male masturbation, wanking, jerking off...you get the message.

I was feeling stressed out but a bit of cockpolishing fixed that.

by richnfamous January 24, 2009

Cockapotamus

Someone who is a monumental cock.

Look at him over there showing off...what a Cockapotamus

by Tvmender April 28, 2017

cockpilot

1. One who enjoys having male genitalia rammed down their throat and conducts themselves in a manor to which suggests proficiency and practice in the art.
2. Another word for a chronic wanker
3. Someone who is useless to the point that all they are good for is piloting cocks

"I can't believe he fucked up again"
"Yeah, James is such a cockpilot"

by Dan Wilder March 20, 2008