Captain Cockhead

head cockhead; leader of the cockheads; most highly qualified cockhead

...and that concludes my report about the day when aliens stole my brain.

Thank you, Captain Cockhead.

by yorrick hunt June 13, 2008

mirroring cockhead

1. One who confronts another with an undesirable truth.

2. A person who makes mirroring statements which have little compassion for temporary emotional trauma.

3. Statements of 'truth' said by a cockhead to another person, which are very direct and sometimes even very fucking blunt.

#1 - Stop using the guise that its glandular; the truth is you're fucking fat, you're making yourself and everyone around you sick, have a fucking crack at life you fat fuck

#2 - you're such a mirroring cockhead....

by the real mirroring cockhead March 19, 2009

billy cockhead

is a boy named billy who has a cockhead and is a bumdick!

aaron is a billy cockhead.

omg its billy, whata cokhead!

by singerpore____91 July 20, 2010

Douchefucking cockhead

A vile human, someone who literally can suck a dick

Hilaire is such a Douchefucking cockhead, Someone should punch him in the balls!

by SNACKTAPUS May 25, 2018

cockheading

being stupid; showing stupidity; displaying lack of intelligence

So many definitions on Urban Dictionary are prime examples of cockheading.

by yorrick hunt June 2, 2008

cookhead

a person who gets high, cooked, baked, sauced, etc.

Person 1: Hey where's my weed at?
Person 2: Damn chill. You're such a cookhead, I'll get it soon.
Person 1: I'm not a cookhead!!!!!

Adult: Team Cookheads and Team MuffinCakes should get together!!!
Person 2: Aw shit, WE GOT DA MUNCHIEEES

by zf304 December 20, 2010

cuckhead

A variation of Cuphead who has cum in his head and watches Mugman suck off the Devil.

Rochelle: I was just playing Cuckhead yesterday.
Gonzalo: Me too, and cream cheese came out of my peepee.
*then they have the hot sex*

by gay is bad May 10, 2018