Cockroulette

What Chatroulette should be called.

God, I am so tired of chatroulette, all I see are dicks. It should be called cockroulette.

by Muffinmeister August 2, 2011

cockgobbler

(1) n. a person who during high school is an ass kissing, suck up. But when they get to college they go buckwild and gobble cock(s).

1. Person 1: Who's that chic over there goin buckwild?
Person 2: Oh, that's just that cockgobbler Nancy Thai
Person 1: I heard she was an ass kisser in highschool.
Person 2: She was, but now she is a crazy cockgobbler.
Person 1: WHOOOOO! GET IT COCKGOBBLER!!!

by Ahhh Cock Gobbrah March 13, 2009

Cockgobbler

One who gobbles the male genitalia

You little cockgobbler

by Olivegardenbreadstick July 23, 2017

Cockgobbler

Any person in the act of, or affiliation of, heinous activity toward you or another. Occasionally, but not always associated with a physical representation of the action verb itself. A true cockgobbler should be considered non-threatening as he may bitch and moan about the fact that he has no job, no career, no dick to call his own. It's generally considered tragic if your friend inadvertently becomes a cockgobbler. But make no mistake, cockgobbling was what they were meant to do.

Person1: Wow, that Steve is sure one whiny cockgobbler.

Person2: Yes I agree, that man sure does look like he could gobble a mean cock with those DSL's of his.

by jabrody August 1, 2010

cockgobbler

A phrase made famous by the movie office space in relation to one who likes to gobble cock

Cockgobblers...they're all just a bunch of fucking cockgobblers

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

cockgobbler

one who is a dick. He also would lie to friends and hang out with others, thus accepting the role of a cockgobbler.

Hey Matt, your a cockgobbler, how could you diss us.

by airfeek March 30, 2007

cockgobbler

Cristina, the camwhore.

"Cristina gobbles a lot of cock. Cockgobbler."

by mdboi May 19, 2004