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Cockaround

A suggestion to "do whatever you're gonna do" at your best ability.
Some dude: alright.. Well.. I'm gonna go get some coffee n junk.

Kind friend: cool man.. Cockaround.
by Ernest Barnswallow June 28, 2011
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cockfrog

1. A woman with questionable morals who "hops" from cock to cock. See also: slut, ho, hobag, my ex-wife, several of my ex-girlfriends

2. A faggot who obviously has no morals who "hops" from cock to cock.
1. Dude #1: Man, that chick Jamie is some kind of cockfrog. Didn't she give your cock an infection?
Me: Yeah, it was either her or that other cockfrog I was humping.

2. Dude #1: Man, that homo Curt is some kind of a cockfrog.
Me: I wouldn't know, I DON'T PLAY FOR THE PINK TEAM.
by METALHEAD74 May 24, 2006
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cocktronic

Used to describe a piece of machinery (e.g. a computer) that is working incorrectly in one way or another. The term can be used with or without an "s" on the end depending on the context and is most often used in moments of sheer frustration.
At computer:
"You cocktronic piece of s*#t! why do you freeze all the f*%king time?!?! If you don't start working properly in the next five minutes I'm gonna throw your cocktronic ass out the f*%king window!"

Or:
"This computer is pure cocktronics!"
by razziembessai August 2, 2007
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Cocktown

A place where people come from and live who have had an interaction with another person and acted like a COCK.

A Cock by this definition is a person who, for no real reason takes pleasure in doing, saying or treating others with no regard, compassion or general empathy to other human beings.
After I'd explained my financial situation and why my rent was late my landlord issued me an intent to evict notice. Welcome to Cocktown
by mayorofCT December 17, 2011
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cockfroster

n.

1. a person who ejaculates onto themselves
2. an inconsiderate slob, esp. with regard to gratisfaction mutual or individual
Frank didn't wash his saucepan and left it moldering in the sun for days, what a cockfroster.
by jossungood August 4, 2014
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Cockfrost

Noun.

1) The condition contracted by a man's penis subsequent to a prolonged duration of time during which coitus has been completely lacking. Said period of celibacy may be externally imposed (due to continual failure to get laid despite best efforts) or self-enforced (a deliberate abstention from sexual activity for various and unexplained reasons).

2) Noun used to describe a refusal of sex by a male to his partner, generally to punish said partner for perceived or actual wrongdoing. However, due to man's extreme inability to successfully refrain from sex when offered it, this condition is extremely rare indeed, and typically only lasts for a matter of minutes or hours before thawing occurs.
1): - "Hey, what's up with Matt? He's walking funny."
- "Yeah, the poor chap hasn't had his leg over in 8 months"
- "Shit, he must be suffering from some serious cockfrost"

"I've been sexually abstinent now for over a week and am beginning to experience the first clinical signs of cockfrost."

2): Sarah: "Come on Rob darling, I said I was sorry, please can we have make-up sex?"
Rob: "No Sarah, because of your inconsiderate transgression I shall now be withholding sex from you."
Sarah: (sighs) "I guess Rob has cockfrost again."

5 minutes later:

Rob: "Ok, consider yourself forgiven."
by Ontology Mustard September 15, 2010
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Cockdown

When Boris puts the country into lockdown and you can no longer get any cock.
"Fuck sake, that's me on cockdown until the end of February"
by mingesmasher69 January 5, 2021
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