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A Cocker is someone who is being an asshole, a jerk, a douchebag, or basically a d**k. This can be used an insult towards someone, or you can use it to confuse someone who is insulting you. You can also use this to insult someone, but if they don't know the insult you can do it possibly in front of them, and they may have no idea what a cocker is.
"God, you're such a douchebag, man."
"Actually, I'm a Cocker."
"What? What's a Cocker?"
"Me. And you're the imbecile."

(In front of person, talking to a friend) "My god, he is such a Cocker."
(He thinks to himself) A cocker? Hmm...I wonder what it could mean...
Cocker by Nepeta Zahhak July 7, 2015
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When your still a small child and don’t want to lose all your innocence and don’t want to say cock so you say cocker
I looked out the window and I say that the bird had a huge cocker
Cocker by Sister cam November 10, 2018
1. noun, a synonym of friend or mate. Usually used in the North of England (Yorkshire), among other places.

2. noun, an insult, similar to arse hole or dick head. May be used in a homophobic manner. Seemingly used in North America and other English-speaking countries.
1. 'Eyup, cocker! You off down t' pub?'

2. 'That Jeremy guy, he's a right cocker - I heard he sucked off two guys at a gay bar the other night...'
Cocker by TheYorkshireTerrance December 19, 2019
Cocker a doodle doo.
Honey, let’s eat some cockers!

Cocker Docker 

A large floppy-like penis
Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker
Cocker Docker by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

cocker spadge 

'Cocker Spadge' is an affectionate term or a lighthearted greating used primarily towards young children by thier older relatives. It is common In North England around the North Yorkshire area.
It is often confused by people not from the area to be an insult. It does not take any meaning from the traditional insult of cock.
1 Someones Gran : Alright Cocker Spadge?
Granchild: Alright Gran.
cocker spadge by J-ames December 21, 2006

cocker spaniel 

Medium sized dog, with tawny to black hair.
Cocker Spaniels are pretty dogs.
cocker spaniel by Saints October 6, 2003