The Cocker

Two in the sack. One in the back.

Did you hear about the gay version of the shocker?
No!
Its called the Cocker!

by Erik and Joel September 25, 2011

Lincoln Cocked

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.

-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"

by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009

cocker

Term used in Northern England especially by the older generation meaning "buddy" or "mate"

"Ya alright cocker?"

"Cheers cocker"

by poo legs May 31, 2004

half cocked

Acting on assumptions or partial information.

Based on old firearms, that if not fully cocked (thus half cocked), would not fire.

You've only heard his side of the story! You can't go running around half cocked spreading rumors about her!

by RobbyPants June 27, 2007

cocket launcher

When you you fuck a girl so hard she flys off your dick

I bet he's a good cocket launcher

by Isoeicirheowixiebeifnr July 8, 2017

Cockcentration

The ability to resist getting a boner in awkward situations.

It took good cockcentration to not get a boner while watching the lesbian sex scene in Black Swan with my parents.

by Payinthefidlr April 10, 2015

Belltit cocker

a gay man who pretends to be heterosexual by having his penis massaged with a female's tits

''I think im gay'' Sorry ur gay? ''oh no actually im not i got a tit wank only the other day''...Yes you are you Belltit cocker!

by lesley grantham February 13, 2010