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Immaculate Conception

Miss Pp: God high-key raped me last night and now I’m gonna get pregnant

mr pp: oh true that’s immaculate conception
by ppgang69 July 31, 2019
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Conceptionista

Conceptionista is the lexical combination (see 'portmanteau') of the words Concept, which is a general idea, or something conceived in the mind, and Sandinista, a Nicaraguan authoritarian political party.

Despite recent attempts to make this term more popular it must be noted that its etymology is rather new.
Conceptionistas simply look at Concept Development as an Art, their own brains as the canvas, and the ideas they develop along the way are simply the masterpieces.
Person 1:"Wow! Did you see this brilliant new App?"

Person 2:"Oh yeah, that creator must be a real conceptionista!"
by Mrs Fluff October 13, 2012
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immaculate cornception

When you haven't eaten corn in a week, but still see golden kernels studding your bowel movement.
"I haven't had corn in months! But there it was in the toilet bowl! It's an immaculate cornception."
by GoFightNguyen May 29, 2018
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conception

A violent process that happens when a daddy cell violently slams his head inside a mommy cell and the mommy cell consumes the daddy cell's head and leaves the rest of the daddy cell's body to rot.
Some believe that life begins at conception. I believe life ends there.
by Unbridled Scissors September 30, 2004
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miss conception

The lady that tries to tie you down by repeated attempts to have your baby against your will.
Fundo's girlfriend turned into Miss Conception when she wouldn't let him pull out.
by auth00r June 20, 2006
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Immaculate Conception

The Immaculate Conception is the Catholic teaching that Mary was conceived in the womb of her mother, Anne, without Original Sin, as a unique gift to her, in preparation for being the Mother of God.

It does NOT refer to the virginal conception of Jesus Christ in the womb of Mary. Only TV land and people not intelligent enough to get their theological facts from sources other than popular films use "Immaculate Conception" to refer to the conception of Christ.

The doctrine of the the Immaculate Conception is based on the assumption of St Augustine's notion of Original Sin, which teaches that all human beings, from the moment of their conception, carry the guilt and stain of the sins of the first human beings. It is from this guilt that Mary is said to have been uniquely preserved.

As this notion of Original Sin isn't accepted by Orthodox or other Christians, the Catholic teaching of the Immaculate Conception is seen by them as the solution to a problem that doesn't exist.
I wish I'd had an immaculate conception like Mary, so I wouldn't have original sin.
by Scrumpmeister November 15, 2018
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Sockception

This is NOT having two socks in different colors. This is wearing a sock on a sock on a sock (3 pairs) and somehow, taking off the middle sock!
1: Dude I just shreded my 2nd sock to take it off!

2: WOAH TALK ABOUT SOCKCEPTION!!!
by Fwivo September 7, 2012
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