Cockmastery

Mastery of the Phallus, including but not limited to jazzing the glass, taking in mass amounts of semen, riding wangs, eating cucumbers, jacking the jervis.
Pure and unadulterated Mastery over phallus and all it's functions. Often fellatio, Handjobs, taking in multiple Phalluses into a single orifice.

Man Britany acheived cockmastery last night, she took all four of our dicks and then swallowed like a gallon of cum.

Quiten attained cockmastery when he joined the Man-Navy last week.

by Sed November 10, 2005

Cockfoster

When your woman is away and you need someone to take care of your cock.

Sarah was away so Joe got himself a cockfoster for the weekend.

by Freska1181 July 21, 2017

cockmaster general

A person who is a master of cock handling and surpasses the common skill level of someone who would be called an expert. Commonly refers to a homosexual male or a person being accused of being homosexual, but could also be used to refer to a woman good at sex.

That girl I took home last night was a cockmaster general.

Is that your boyfriend? Damn you are a cockmaster general.

by mr. bigglesworth III December 17, 2008

coltbuster

When a female is riding a male reverse cowgirl style, and forces ejaculation by squeezing his testicles to the strongest extent of her muscles.

He was having a great time in bed, until she gave him a coltbuster.

by JarronJames April 17, 2017

cockmaster

one who has earned a masters degree in the art of handling cock; someone who really pisses you the fuck off.

1. im tired of that lazy cockmaster not doing any of the work, and still act like hes tired.

by Smoke more bud! May 13, 2003

cockduster

a feeble attempt at a moustache, usually by the pubescent, which would perhaps be more apt at lightly tickling the penis in a homosexual act rather than acting as a moustache

"have you seen the cockduster that newspaper boy has been sporting recently?"

by chris wal January 11, 2008

Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!

Drink my Cockfosters!

by Ian Chode July 23, 2003