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cockblockers

people who interfere with a person's ability to get laid.
can be used for women and men.
Why are these whores being such cockblockers! I saw him first!
by twouptwodown December 21, 2008
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cockblocker

Someone who blocks you from gettin with a girl
by InFaMouS March 28, 2003
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cockblockstopwatch

The amount of time it shows to get rid of a cockblock
Hey dude imma have sex with that chick
What about her friend
Watch me "Cockblockstopwatch" that tailgating bitch
by TheColdGam3r December 9, 2016
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Cockblocker Suicide Bomber

A Cockblocker Suicide Bomber (or CSB), is a member of ones party who, as a means of 'taking one for the team', lures in the offending Cockblocker of the respective party of attractive women and has sex with her as a means of allowing his friends to mingle with the group of women.

The CSB is usually acceptant of his purpose due to shallow promises by his party, that following his likely traumatic and socially destructive actions, he will receive 72 virgins as a means of recompense, at a latter occasion.
Vinnie: "Damn son, fly ass hoe's at yo 12 o'clock"
(Vincent: "Oh my goodness, there is a group of very attractive young women straight ahead")

Du'Shawn: "Fo'real mah nigga, dey ratchet bitch be blockin' doe, know what I'm sayin'"
(Charleston: "You are correct, unfortunately there is a visually offensive women who appears to be undermining men's attempts to converse with them.)

Vinne: "Where my nigga T-Dallas at? Doe boy need to prove his loyalty."
(Vincent: "Where is our good friend Terrence? He's a shy, impressionable and easily-manipulated young man that would surely be a Cockblocker Suicide Bomber for a chance to befriend us")

Du'Shawn: "No doubt, tell a nigga he can pop a few cherrys if he itchin'"
(Charleston: "I agree, tell Terrence he will receive virgin women as recompense for his efforts.")
by PloughDoe June 17, 2013
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cockblocker

prevents pussy for others
by non-cock-blocker August 18, 2003
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cockblocker

The male definition of cockblocker is to sabatoge another guys chance of scoring with a chick. This concept was foreign to me until going out on occasion with my college roommates friends.

While one guy was is the bathroom, another guy would tell whatever girl was there things like... its a shame he has been unemployed for 3 years..... rough deal with that restraining order.... he doesn't pay his child support for his 4 kids........he is changing his colostomy bag...it wasn't his fault he caught herpes..... Stuff to that effect.. The girls wouldn't say anything when the guy comes out of the bathroom, the guy of course doesn't score.. then they never even tell the guy that was in the bathroom what they said to the girls.....

Shit is reprehensible..
Steve was a cockblocker when he told the bartender Paul was out on parole when he was in the shitter
by teabag September 25, 2007
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Cockblocker

Someone who prevents other people from having sex.
nick powell is the biggest cockblocker alive.
by cassia;) May 12, 2009
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