cocktease

a girl who gets you sooo hard you think you're gonna get sex, but when the time comes, alas, no sex.

You're such a cocktease. How long are you gonna make me wait?

by sexy s April 13, 2004

cockteasery

1. The act or actions employed by a cocktease

2. Flirting sexually with no intention of following through with sexual contact.

That bitch is slinging some mean ass cockteasery... but she aint gettin no drinks outa me.

by SGT-D December 9, 2004

cockburns

a condition which arises when a mans pubic hair extends onto his shaft like sideburns - prevalent in italians and other typically hairy nationalities.

Guy #1: I'm hoping to get a bj from this slut tonight.

Guy #2: Well you better trim your cockburns or the poor girl might cough up a hairball.

by Rooster41 March 22, 2006

Cockenshtuff

Cockenshtuff: Kõk-ên-shtüf

Someone who loves inserting his junk into random objects just as you would a coin into a vending machine.

Tyler: Nick, stop fucking your old Gatorade bottle!
John: Yeah, quit being a goddamn cockenshtuff!

by Some Hairy Whale September 5, 2014

cockweasel

A person who shares both the properties of a cock and a weasel, thus forming a nightmarish amalgamation of the two.

"He stole my box of guns!" -"The cockweasel!"

by adolf hitler December 11, 2003

cockbender

A male or female, who for some reason cannot get enough cock and will go to extremes to get as much as possible in an undetermined amount of time.

Vinnie said, it's like Dorothy has been on a cockbender for the last five years.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark November 7, 2012

Arbara Cocktease

One who turns the cock of a man into steel and then denies a resulting feeling of pleasure.

"I'd totally suck your dick right now, but I forgot how."
"You're such a fucking Arbara Cocktease!"

by Tony Akio Williams October 29, 2007