Cockmuzzle

A leather cozey designed to be worn on a penis to restrain it from biting children.

I had to put a cockmuzzle on because of all the complaints from angry parents.

by XxSwagWarriorxX May 20, 2015

cockadile

1. A rare species of crocodile, that was shaped like a penis. It has been reported that the species is gay, as their method of breeding is by headbutting each other, which is probably why they are almost, if not already, extinct. Which brings up the question of how did they get here in the first place?

2. A weak insult often referring that he's "gay" (not literally in most cases).

1. Look over there! It's those damn cockadiles having gay sex again.

2. Jared is a fucking cockadile in that pink shirt.

by schniggleh April 3, 2005

cockizzle

Ebonics for "cock."
Also a variation of "fo' shizzle my nizzle"

Suck my cockizzle, bizzle!

by Kremit March 28, 2003

Cockalepsy

Cockalepsy is a condition whereby a girl falls asleep will performing the art of oral sex. ie a Blow Job

She fell asleep giving me head. She must have cockalepsy

by PS_Chaos June 1, 2009

cockable

worthy of being cocked/sexed

Damn, with that booty, she's hella cockable.

by Richie W October 21, 2003

Cockjazzle

The male version of vajazzling; putting swarovski crystals on your penis for aesthetic and sexual pleasures.

Hector couldn't please any woman himself, so he cockjazzled himself and made his chick's mouth 20 carats worth of icy.

by karmazone December 23, 2010

cockamole

The substance made from the combination of pre-cum and either vaginal or anal juices. Can also be made with sour cream if the cum isn't so pre.

We were having sex for hours. You should have seen the amount of cockamole we made before I finally added the sour cream.

by partytrap June 3, 2010