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clockcrew

A group of flash animators. They animate different objects (usually fruits) with clocks on them. The clockcrew is a flash community and usually crate movies about the NG user 'strawberryclock' aka 'coolboyman'.

Strawberryclock deliberatley submitted terrible flash movies to the NG flash portal, thus making him very unpopular at the time.

But then, three new users to have 'clock' in their username's apeared, OrangeClock, AppleClock, and RaspberryClock. They came as a surprise, even to strawberryclock but these new clocks continued to make movies praising sbc and calling him 'king of the portal'.

There was a huge backlash against the clocks and many users made 'anti-clock' movies which were almost all terrible, even worse than the clcok movies themselves. But instead of retaliating, the clocks just continued making movies and replied to hating NG reviews with polite replies.

The clockcrew has come through many ups and downs, but has come up through all adversity and hate, and has produced some of the very best movies on newgrounds, including '21 clock street: the movie (1 and 2)', 'bananna beard' and 'the void' series.

The clockcrew is probabley the first real flash community and has spawned many more, such as the star syndicate and the lock legion.
"did you see that clockcrew flash on the front page? It's been a while."
by Crustclock August 5, 2005
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cocksure

A condition of extreme (sometimes foolish) confidence or boldness pertainng to or having to do with the size of one's penis ("cock")
Only the most cocksure rookie was willing to stand up to the captain of the football team.
by ska_trombonist December 28, 2005
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Corkscrew

The act of fingering a random person's anus in a rotational motion imitating Mr. Schachter opening a bottle of mead.
Mr. Schachter: How was the sex?

Trevor: I opened a bottle of mead, poured it into her nipples, ate her nipples, then corkscrewed her ass.
by One-Pump-Shotgun March 13, 2017
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cockscreen

By analogy with sunblock and sunscreen (assuming sunblock deflects the sun's rays and sunscreen absorbs them), a cockscreen does not block cock, she absorbs it. Thus, you are not completely blocked from the friend, but may have to sleep with the cockscreen first to get through.
"That girl Dana there is being a total cockblock for her hot friend Jennifer!"

"Nah, she's just a cockscreen. Give her some lovin' and you'll get through, trust me."
by Mike Westvleteren September 1, 2007
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Cockstew

Cockstew, which was established around November 2018 is simply a mesmerising blend consisting Urine, Smegma, Indomie Seasoning and J rice (jollof). Cockstew can be communicated by doing a C motion with your hand, not to be confused with C17.
Leke - since your not tryna back bance, buck me cockstew.
Ryan- say no more, unzip my ting.
by @Karemba27 May 19, 2019
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Mississippi Corkscrew

When two midgets, usually rednecks, fuck in a washer machine
"Ayy honey do you wanna go to the backroom and Mississippi Corkscrew?"
by Off-Brand-Work May 12, 2016
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Cockspew

A fountain of ignorant and unfounded claims, made by those whose opinions should be utterly void.
That bullshit about Obama's birth certificate was a sack of cockspew.
by Joclemen June 30, 2013
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